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Parallel lines have so much in common

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Halloween night, my buddies and I saw a badly dressed hooker outside a college party.

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I’d storm through the store before noticing a table with a mouse on it.

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A room full of executives were discussing the invention of a new shoe brand, when a chicken walked in and said, "Bock!" Then it bocked again, and left. And that's how Reebok was born.

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i watched as the fire turned my baby to ashes.

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The witch put a curse on all the men of the world that states that the only thing that each man can hear from now on is his own voice.

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I can’t wait to share my twosentencecomedy with you guys.

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I have no credit because I was born poor with no father and my mom's a meth head, and I was once arrested for having violence committed against ME.

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"The pieces of glass shrink as they slowly merge into the blood-red fluid."

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What do you get when you kiss someone from Alabama?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Parallel lines have so much in common	85
Halloween night, my buddies and I saw a badly dressed hooker outside a college party.	81
I’d storm through the store before noticing a table with a mouse on it.	70
A room full of executives were discussing the invention of a new shoe brand, when a chicken walked in and said, "Bock!" Then it bocked again, and left. And that's how Reebok was born.	69
i watched as the fire turned my baby to ashes.	68
The witch put a curse on all the men of the world that states that the only thing that each man can hear from now on is his own voice.	67
I can’t wait to share my twosentencecomedy with you guys.	65
I have no credit because I was born poor with no father and my mom's a meth head, and I was once arrested for having violence committed against ME.	64
"The pieces of glass shrink as they slowly merge into the blood-red fluid."	64
What do you get when you kiss someone from Alabama?	63